I will not set fire to myself
to keep you warm.
― Unknown (via zubat)

(Source: havoicc)

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

(Source: femalesbelike)


purenoise:

in case you didnt know

  • girls can be polite without being flirty
  • dont mistake politeness for being into you
  • girls can be nice without wanting the d
  • ya feel

(Source: favvnspots)

Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

― (via gnarly)

(Source: eatsleepjohnmayer)


  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
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